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Dc: This section of our show is brought to you by Banflab.
Tk: Doctor? I have a question.
Tk: I saw a TV ad that said I'm supposed to ask you about Banflab.
Dc: Yes. What about it?
Tk: Should I take it? Do I need it?
Dc: Do you think you need it?
Tk: I I've been feeling a lot of stress lately because I've got a lot of money in high tech stocks.
Tk: I don't know if you follow the market, but
Dc: I beg your pardon. I'm a DOCTOR.
Tk: Of course, of course. So you know that the Nasdaq has gone in the dumper the past couple of weeks.
Dc: And you think Banflab will help relieve that?
Tk: I don't know! I don't know if ANYTHING will relieve it, but I've lost 300 million and I don't know what to do!
Dc: You had that kind of money? I had no idea.
Tk: Nobody knew. I bought a hundred shares of BubbleTec way back when it was five dollars. It started to do well and I got excited. I put everything into BubbleTec. I've been watching it go up and up and up. It's made me very happy. Really, the past couple of years, I've felt GREAT.
(sfx: flipping through papers on chart)
Dc: Hmmm, yes. You've had some very good check ups. But in all that time you didn't say anything to me about any stocks.
Tk: I was keeping it to myself. I was gonna get richer than everybody.
Dc: You should always tell your doctor when you've found a good stock.
Tk: Forgive me But you see what happened!
Dc: Oh, I would have been out of it by now.
Dc: And I would have told you to get out too if you'd talked to me.
I should have mentioned Banflab earlier!
Dc: No, not at all. But try some of this.
(sfx: paper tearing off pad)
Tk: But what about Banflab?
Dc: Banflab? You don't need it anymore.
Tk: That's it?
Dc: That's all it does. Feel better?
(music: fade in)
Tk: And you know what? I do feel better! Oh, my stomach still hurts
when I look at the stock ticker
but my doctor advised me to buy
low and sell high!
Dc: Banflab! B-A-N-F-L-A-B. What does it do? It gives you and your doctor something to talk about. Just Ask!