Genway - Chameleon Pears
March 3, 2003

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Dale Connelly: This section of our show is brought to you by Genway, the supermarket for Genetically engineered foods, where the special this week is Chameleon Pears!

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Here's Genway's founder and produce manager, Dr. Larry Kyle!

Jim Ed Poole: A pear is one of nature's perfect fruits! But not perfect enough! Wonderful to eat ... an attractive decoration in a bowl of fruit, the pear is hampered by it's bland appearance! Green or brown. Brown or green. Blah!

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Heh heh heh heh ... Our Genway Chameleon pears combine everything you love about the pear with the only thing you know about the chameleon! They turn the same color ... as whatever you set them on!

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Now you can have red pears, purple pears, orange, yellow, blue!

Got a marble counter top? You can have marble pears!

They match every decorating scheme!

Slip a little piece of brightly colored paper underneath to make them stand out, or just set them in the bowl to make them disappear!

Chameleon pears are in the produce section at Genway.

Look for the bin that appears to be empty! Reach in and you'll find them!

It's one way we make nature ... better!

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DC: Chameleon Pears ... get them at Genway, the supermarket for genetically engineered foods, Dr. Larry Kyle, founder and produce manager.