Yes I Am Wireless

DC: This evening's performance is made possible, in part, by Yes I Am Wireless - inviting you to Share the Wonder!

(music: theme)

JP: Hey Dude! Guess where I am? I'm at a show! Yes I Am!
It was kind of a last minute thing!
Nobody could come with me so I thought I'd bring YOU.
I have you right here in my pocket!
(And it's intermission! And I'm there! I'm going to the lobby right now!)

DC: Now you can use the miracle of wireless communication to share with your friends and family the excitement of being at a public event … even if they aren't able to come with you.

JP: Dude … let's go have an intermission drink!
I'll have to drink your part for you! But you can help me choose!
Come on, I'll take you with me!
(No, it's no problem. It's like you're really here, except easier to carry!)

DC: Your monthly Yes I Am Wireless calling plan now includes more weekend and evening minutes than actually exist throughout the whole month!
That means … most nights, you can have the phone on … constantly!
Keep a line open to those nearest and dearest to you.

JP: What do you think we should have?
Some pop or coffee or iced cappuccino or … uh, juice?
No, I think we'll share ONE thing 'cause you're not really here.
(Plus, I'm running out of money! I've got this enormous phone bill).

DC: In fact, one great idea is to get MULTIPLE Yes I Am Wireless accounts so you can keep an open line to each of your friends all the time!

JP: Hang on, Dude. I'll check with Samantha, she's in the other pocket. Am I serious? Yes, I Am! Hang on!

(sfx: Velcro)

Samantha, how'r you liking the show so far? Cool! We're standing in line now for drinks at the intermission.
Dude wants pop, but I'm thinking maybe an iced cappuccino.
What do you think?
(Uh huh. Yeah, we're all going to have the same thing, because I'm drinking for all of us. Plus, they don't give you a lot of time so you really have to slam it down. That's why I'm thinking maybe NOT hot coffee.)

DC: Never alone. Never out of touch. You can carry your friends like accessories, each one in a different pocket … the line always open so they can experience your life even as you experience your life for yourself. That's the beauty of wireless communication.

JP: Hang on just a second, let me check my other pocket.

(sfx: Velcro)

Mom? Hey! I'm with some friends at a show and I brought you along too. We can't decide what to drink at the intermission!
One says pop and one says hot coffee but I'm thinking iced cappuccino!
Yes, I Am!
What do you think we should have?
Well … they don't sell alcohol, mom!
No, but there some lame disc jockeys here who would be a lot funnier if I could start drinking!

(music: ring and Yes I Am theme end)

(Hang on, mom, there's a call on the other line. Maybe it's dad calling from the road. He probably sensed we were talking about booze.)

DC: Get in touch and stay in touch with more minutes than you can possibly use … with super sized calling plans from Yes I Am Wireless …
Sign up now to share the Wonder!