Yes I Am Wireless

Dale Connelly: This section of our show is brought to you by Yes I Am Wireless ... experience the wonder of wireless communication with the hands-free "Yes I Am" Headset.

Jim Ed Poole: Yo Sammy! Guess where I am, dude! Hibbing! Yes I AM!
I love it here. But you know what else?
I'm hands free!
I've got a headset.
Yes! Hands Free!
I could be … cutting down a tree or like digging a mine or something ... I and still be on the phone!
If I had a job.
I know! That's why I'm talking to you!

DC: Using the Yes I Am Hands Free Headset helps you re-live the thrill you felt when you first went wireless. The feeling of freedom ! Any time. Anywhere! When you go hands free, you feel truly connected, and at the same time, kind of ... not connected.

JP: It's like … you're inside my head, man. Like you're … Jimminy Cricket ... or something. You're weirding me out, man. It's like I'm hearing voices. Yes I am!

DC: You'll draw lots of attention as you wander around Hibbing or anywhere … hands free and apparently talking to yourself with the Yes I Am wireless headset. A tourist attraction in your own right, there'll be no escaping the envious looks of people who wish your phone was in their pocket!

JP: Dude! I'm at Iron World!
Not like clothes irons, Dude! Real iron!
I'm in like a library thing ... with people looking up their family histories.
Yes, they're researching right now! They're real quiet!
They're ... hey, they're looking up at me!
Hi everybody! I'm on the phone!
Say hello, Dude!

DC: And the Yes I Am Wireless network has incredible reach. Anywhere around the Iron Range you get crystal clear reception. Even deep underground.

JP: (echo) Dude, it's a mine.
It's like a half mile deep, dude. I'm not kidding.
They don't dig. Dig? No digging.
No, they're looking for neutrinos.
Scientists, man. Underground.
Yes, Neutrinos!
Tiny specks that no one has ever seen.
Dude! They're like the key to the secrets of the universe.
Yes they are!
But I already got you a refrigerator magnet.
OK dude, they're invisible, but if I see one I'll pick one up for you.
Yes I can! Didn't I tell you ... I'm Hands Free?
Yes I am!

DC: Yes I am Wireless, inviting you to explore the Iron Range. Choose the new hands free headset. Take it anywhere ... and Experience the wonder!